Your favorite secret... just don't tell your wife. ?

I’m the girl you weren't supposed to notice. I’m sweet, I listen to your day, and I’ll always greet you with a smile... but I also know exactly how to make you forget your responsibilities for a while.

I love long chats, getting to know what makes you tick, and being that soft place for you to land when the real world gets too heavy. Think of me as your personal escape—the one who’s always happy to see you.

But be warned: I’m very good at being a distraction. I don't mind playing the 'other woman' in your head. Whether you’re looking for a secret thrill during your lunch break or someone to whisper forbidden things to late at night, I’m here to be the best mistake you’ve ever made.

Click that call button and let's see how long it takes before you're completely addicted to me. Don't worry, I can keep a secret if you can.

--Shawnee Love